There Will Be No Upskirt Shots At The NBA Finals Tonight. Not On This Guy's Watch

Game 3

I think that’s the same girl, right? How many attractive blondes can possible be in Cleveland? (Actually I’ve decided it’s not, this guy just saw what happened and wasn’t gonna allow it on his girl) There will be no free shows courtside tonight. Our man with the sunglasses, chain and spray tan is on pussy patrol. Wouldn’t be surprised if she’s got a chastity belt under that thing in case he has to take a piss and she tries to go Basic Instinct on everyone.