Want To Hear Something Shocking? Cersei's Body Double Is A Smoke

So that’s Rebecca Van Cleave, Ceresi’s Walk of Shame body double. Big surprise, huh? That the huge breasts and great ass belonged to a smoking hot chick? Would have never guessed that in a million years. Do they even let ugly people on set at Game of Thrones? They try to make everyone ragged and ugly for the times but they’re all still smokes. Fuck, even Tyrion Lannister is a better looking dude than me. Now we’ve got this chick, whose body is so on point that after it’s covered in piss, shit, and spit from an Atonement Walk I was still thinking Ehhhhhh yeah I probably would. Right now. In this state. I’d do it. I think instead of any kind of real security they just have scanners to measure your facial symmetry at the door for the Thrones set. You’re hot? Ok, you can come in. Gross? No thanks. George RR? Sorry, FaceTime us with your notes for the next scene.