This Kid and His Girlfriend Stole a Car But Got Caught Because oops! He Didn't Know How To Drive Stick

Desert - Police say a couple tried to steal a car but didn’t get very far because the driver had trouble driving a manual transmission. Early Tuesday morning, a man noticed his car was missing in the area of 700 North and 300 East. Logan Police Chief Gary Jensen said the man told police at first he thought somebody was playing a prank on him.  Police say Alexander Katz, 19, and a teenage girl were looking for easy targets, cars with the keys inside, when they found one. But one mistake by the owner, leaving the keys inside, led to bigger mistakes by the couple. “The young man trying to drive the car is unfamiliar with driving a stick shift,” Jensen said. What police don’t understand is Katz’s girlfriend, who was with him in the car, knew how to drive a stick shift and was even trying to teach him in the car. “So I’m not a 100 percent certain why she doesn’t just get around and get in the driver’s seat so they can take the car and use it,” Jensen said.

Look at this kid’s face one more time:

Vicious life. Kid has nothing going for him. Neck like a giraffe, ears like an elephant, hair cut like a douchebag, forehead the size of Gargantua and a black eye like a pussy. And the cherry on top of his sundae was stealing a car and being cuckholded by it because he can’t drive stick. And even worse, his chick was trying to teach him how to drive it, but either he wouldn’t let her take the wheel or she was smart enough not to. He’s like the prototype for a kid in a Disney movie who appears all tough on the exterior but has the softest marshmallow interior of all time. Definitely like a kid you’d see on Scared Straight. And not one of the kids who tries to fight the inmates, the kind of kid who freaks out an inmate tosses piss on him. Have you guys seen that one? Kid just wants to go home and cuddle with his blankie.

Now I stumbled down a Scared Straight rabbit hole. Love this kid.