You'll Be Happy To Know That TJ Oshie's Fiancee, Lauren Cosgrove, Had A Fun Bachelorette Weekend In Vegas

OLD -- Jordie6/30/2015 7:05 PM

So we got a little bit of good news/bad news here. We’ll just get the bad new out of the way now; it looks like Lauren Cosgrove is all but off the market now. I know that she’s more into professional hockey players with dangles for days and not beer league hockey players who write shitty blogs for days, but as an optimist, I still thought I had a chance. Wrong. Because she’s set to tie the knot with TJ Oshie on July 25 and now that the bachelorette party is out of the way, she’s a goner (assuming she doesn’t leave him there at the alter like a shmuck). The good news, however, is that there are photos from the bachelorette weekend and the great news is that she is still the MILFiest of MILFs.

When you have hands as smooth as Oshie, you’re gonna go top shelf and snag yourself a 10. Could wind up being a very busy month of July for the future Mr and Mrs. Oshie. There’s a pretty strong chance that TJ winds up being dealt away from St. Louis at some point and then they have the wedding. Poor TJ Oshie. Guy just has such a miserable life. Now here’s some more Lauren Cosgrove because I got lost rummaging through her Instagram for a while.