Kindergarten Textbook Maker Summons Their Inner Disney Animator By Publishing “He Ate A Fat Nut” Worksheet on Page 69

Look, I don’t care if he ate a fat nut or not. That’s none of my business because each person is entitled to their own sexual proclivities. May a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I’m concerned but I ain’t gonna spend any more time on it because, in the meantime, every 3 months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in north Queen Australia.

That being said, I kinda love these Easter eggs. It’s like in the movie Shrek starring Michael Meyers as Shrek. There’s a part where you think the little dancing marionettes are gonna say “kiss my ass” and it’s hilarious. The children don’t know because they are children. The adults uproariously laugh and it makes the price of admission worth the admission. That’s why I must admit that I wouldn’t hate flipping through “The Joys of 2nd Grade Math In A Mother Fucking Pandemic” mathbook that every kid in San Antonio uses and seeing a little fat nut joke. Granted, it would be better in an English or handwriting book but I’m not the Superintendent. In fact, I’m not even the regularsizeintendent.

Sorry.

After all, it’s not like the book said “He Shot A Fat Load In Your Mom’s Chocolate Starfish. The Load was so fat that it covered every Butthole spoke.” That would be inappropriate but that’s not what happened here.