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The Former Head Of Israel's Space Program BREAKS HIS SILENCE, Reveals Aliens Have An Agreement With Humans Not To Reveal Themselves "Until Humanity Is Ready."

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NY POST - The truth may be out there — but nowhere near as out there as this tale.

Space aliens have reached an agreement with the US government to stay mum on the experiments they conduct on Earth — as well as their secret base on Mars — until mankind is ready to accept them, the former head of Israel’s space program claimed in a new interview.

“The aliens have asked not to announce that they are here [because] humanity is not ready yet,” Haim Eshed told Israeli paper Yedioth Aharonoth, according to the Jewish Press.

I know what you're thinking. That this is just another "report" about aliens for a paper having a slow month at the newsstand. Struggling print publications taking a page out of the tabloid playbook. Or just somebody who saw something and was wrong about it. Every month we hear about the aliens and how they are here, or on their way.  How many times are we gonna get our balls tickled? It's always the same thing, rinsed and recycled.  All the crackpots and weirdos and Area 51 whackos see a hubcap fly through the air or a really fast bird and flood their Ham radios with news of an invasion. Our "search" for alien life is in the hands of guys like Robert Engler from US Space Command

Well, not so fast. 

Don't forget the Pentagon admitted very recently that funds still going to the Advanced Aerospace Threat ID Program even though it "shut down" in 2012.If they're still sending tax dollars over to the place that's supposed to be shut down, they've gotta have some pretty good evidence.

And what about this?

What about a firsthand account of contract negotiations….

Between a Galactic Federation of Real Aliens and humans on Earth?

Oh, this is just Haim Ehed, who served at a little company called ISRAEL'S SPACE PROGRAM, in the little old role of "The Head of it." 

Yes the Head of Israel's Space Program is the source, a decorated military man who later became a brilliant professor. Those credentials up to snuff enough for everyone? That source trustworthy enough? 

Here it is, the truth, once and for all:

The UFOs have asked not to publish that they are here, humanity is not ready yet. Trump was on the verge of revealing, but the aliens in the Galactic Federation are saying: Wait, let people calm down first. They don’t want to start mass hysteria. They want to first make us sane and understanding.

They have been waiting for humanity to evolve and reach a stage where we will generally understand what space and spaceships are. There’s an agreement between the US government and the aliens. They signed a contract with us to do experiments here. They, too, are researching and trying to understand the whole fabric of the universe, and they want us as helpers. 

If I had come up with what I’m saying today five years ago, I would have been hospitalized. Wherever I’ve gone with this in academia, they’ve said: the man has lost his mind. Today they’re already talking differently. I have nothing to lose. I’ve received my degrees and awards, I am respected in universities abroad, where the trend is also changing. (Jewish Press)

So as I understand it… The Galactic Federation of Aliens has a deal with us, the humans: they are allowed to work down here doing experiments, while we….keep their secret? And one day will be allowed to….do work for them? No wonder Trump tried to end this, who the fuck made this garbage deal? 

Wait I almost forgot, we ALSO have American astronauts living at the aliens' underground base in the depths of Mars

There’s an underground base in the depths of Mars, where their representatives are, and also our American astronauts.

Crazy stuff. Hey speaking of crazy,

Haim Eshed is, by all accounts and all details in these reports, almost certainly insane. 

As in his mind: he's lost it. 

Or whatever the nice term is for mixing up reality with things that didnt happen.

Prof. Haim Eshed served from 1981 to 2010 as the head of Israel’s security space program and over the years received the Israel Security Award three times, twice for confidential technological inventions. So if he went nuts, and this possibility is always open, it had to have happened over the past decade. And the reason we think the good professor may have lost his marbles has to do with an interview he gave 7 Days

The Jewish Press — speculating that Eshed, 87, may have gone to insanity — goes on to unspool his tangled web, which claims the involvement of President Trump and interplanetary diplomacy.

Oh, and this whole scenario he's describing is a Star Trek episode. 

To those of us who have grown up following the history-altering warp flight of Zefram Cochrane, which was witnessed by a Vulcan spaceship and soon enough began Earth’s acceptance into the more evolved planets of our galaxy, Prof. Eshed’s teachings are familiar, even trite, with one important proviso: we know Cochrane is a fictional character (born in 2013 or 2030, Star Trek is not a very organized universe). 

Eshed may not be distinguishing so good between reality and fiction.

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Closer and closer every time though guys.

We'll get there.