Love This Rockets Fan Who Decided To Go Right To The Source To Find Out If James Harden Is Going To Stay In Houston

In the year of 2020, this has gotta be every fan's dream. You get a chance to go to right to the source and tweet out the breaking news. You dream of Shams and Woj having to h/t you as you break the news that Harden is in fact staying in Houston due to the proximity of strip clubs to the arena. You have the chance to be the first to know that Harden is leaving. There's nothing better than having a scoop. You sit on pins and needles waiting for the right time to break it and sit back waiting for the RTs and likes on Twitter. 

Or you get this guy directly in your grill: 

Laugh out loud funny when he asks if he's the police. But in this moment your dream goes up in smoke. You won't get the 4,000 likes in the first 30 seconds like Woj whenever he tweets news. This whole Harden situation is bizarre enough that I actually fully believe the news of him staying or being traded will happen this way. He got reunited with Russ. Then Russ was swapped for John Wall. Harden gets to be the guy while getting paid, except now he wants to compete for a ring. Shit, even his mom is speaking up as he hangs out in clubs: 

Remember, this is where he was: 

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Now that's typically not a big deal. Dudes are allowed to party. Oh, but this is why it's a big deal: 

Before he finally showed up a few days late: 

I need someone like Sir Yacht to break this. I might have to fly to Houston and track Harden down with Detective Balls. There's no high like breaking news and breaking the Harden news would do numbers. Just gotta find my way around his security.