Introducing The Most Talented Pooping Dog On Planet Earth

It’s not often that a dog pooping is blog worthy but I’m pretty sure this is one of those times. I’ve trained or helped train hundreds of working dogs. I spent my first career around dogs every day all day. This is a poop the likes of which have never been seen.

What we just witnessed is the perfect city-dog-wearing-a-coat poop.

It’s perfect. It’s no mess. There’s no chance the scat (I fucking love the word scat) gets on the fur. It was a solid log that easily pick-up-able. I’m not sure you could draw up a better dog shitting scenario and if you could, perhaps you could be using your drawing talents on something more worthwhile. Just sayin.

All that to say, what else does this puppy have up his sleeve or in his coat’s breast pocket. What’s the next move? There’s gotta be a next move. As a puppy, you don’t just show up on the world stage, get up on your hind legs, rest your front paws on the wall, and let-er-rip in a brand-new way, and then disappear into the shadows never to be heard from again. No, that’s not what you do. This was a coming out part like you’d hear about on Out And About starring Gay Pat and Pregnant Kate on Spotify and ITunes. It was a special moment.

Whatever the next move is, I’ll keep you abreast with any developments.