Today In 2020: Next Week's Giants/Browns Game Just Got Flexed To Sunday Night Football
2020, you may be the biggest motherfucker any of us have met in our lives, but I do appreciate when the weirdness that comes with living in the Upside Down benefits me, which is clearly the case with a Giants/Browns game being flexed in Week 15 of the season. I mean I hate when my teams play on prime time because all the other fanbases get their jokes off no matter how much their teams lost by that day and my old ass is ready for bed before halftime yet I am always up until 2 AM off of straight adrenaline win, lose, or draw. But a bunch of TV execs demanding to see Primetime Danny Dimes and flexing the Giants into a Sunday Night Football game that doesn't involve the fucking Cowboys feels like a dub, especially since the Cowboys got booted despite all the ancient history they have with the 49ers back when Dallas was a contender back when VCRs ruled the Earth and Chris Berman was attending games as some lowly sideline reporter.
Now is there a chance that the Browns game or even this week's Cardinals game is an abject disaster because everyone and their mother suddenly loves the Giants? Of course, even though I'll deny ever saying that is Coach Judge asks me because I don't wanna run laps until I collapse. However I spent wayyyyyyy too many years blogging and spinzoning wayyyyyyy too many shit shows in East Rutherford to complain about being placed in the main event that Carrie Underwood has been waiting all day while the G-Men are in the middle of a playoff race. That is the exact kind of change Big Blue fans have been begging for.
Even though this isn't a division or even conference game, it still has a hell of a storyline considering it's the Jabril Peppers/Kevin Zeitler/Dexter Lawrence Even Though He Was In Clemson When The Draft Pick He Ended Up Becoming Was Trade Revenge Game! Everyone would have called it the Odell Beckham Revenge Game if he didn't get hurt. Oh yeah, we can't forget about this Danny Dimes slander from Nobody Believes In Me Baker:
Or the times Mr. #Dis6espect called out Giants fans for no reason at all:
Whatever, I honestly really don't care about that stuff anymore. All I care about is the Giants getting a little letter next to their name in the standings by the end of this shitty year, even if it means next Sunday night I have to sit through NBC to showing no less than 1000 clips of Odell catching that pass against Dallas, fighting the kicking net, and going on that god forsaken boat before the playoff game in Lambeau.
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