CyberPunk 2077 Is Taking The Gaming World By Storm And Probably Because You Can Chose Your Own Cock Size

So there’s been a ton of hullabaloo surrounding this game. Apparently it takes like 200 hours to beat so I am for sure never gonna beat it but I might beat that dick. I mean, what a dream life, right? Just picking and choosing what kinda cock you have? That’s the stuff.

If I was running, Vagina. If I’m just sitting on the couch and thumbing my nuts around, little dick. If I’m trying to hide some buttons in my foreskin, uncircumcised. I’ve always thought that uncircumcised dicks were like genital Fanny backs. You can loud your dick head up like a duffel bag and carry items around in your very own dick purse. Pretty cool.

Anyway, I just started the game and it’s decently entertaining so far. I don’t know what it’s about or what the objective is but if people talk enough about a game, I’ll buy it, play it once, and repeat the cycle when the next hot game on the street comes along.

I’ve only played about 20 minutes but the very first thing you do is get involved in the black market iguana trade which I find to be abhorrent but also exciting!

I’ll keep ya posted.