Jordan Spieth Talks About Catching A Shark In The Bahamas Because It's His World And We're All Just Living In It
Stay hot, Jordan! Stay hot! Just out in the Bahamas with his smoke girlfriend catching 300 pound sharks like it’s no big deal. He talked about it so casually too. Like, “Oh yeah. I caught a 300 pound shark that ate the tuna fish that was originally on my line. What of it? I battled it so long that I had to take a shit while it was happening, wiped my ass, came back and reeled her in.” It’s a little frightening how good he is with the media. No one should be that comfortable telling stories while being that young. It’s further proof that guys like him and any other prodigies simply aren’t human. At least not like the rest of us. In all honesty, Spieth could’ve completely made that whole story up and not a single reporter or fan or fellow PGA player would’ve questioned him on it. I’m not saying he did. I’m saying he absolutely could have if he wanted to. That’s one of the perks that comes along with winning the first two majors of the season at the ripe young age of 21. People hang on your every word. Back when Tiger was the big dick swingin’ no reporter ever questioned him on anything (mostly because they were afraid of him). Spieth has a different relationship with the media. They love him and he’s fucking great at golf. He could’ve said he caught the Loch Ness monster and nobody would batted and eye lash.