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Mike Tomlin Just Sentenced Mason Rudolph To Death, Announcing Him As The Starter vs. Myles Garrett And The Browns On Sunday

LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!

I'm excited for two reasons. The first is that the Browns are in a Win and You're In game on Sunday, and we're now facing a backup quarterback. For a franchise that has not been able to catch a break in the last one hundred years, this feels good. We should win this game. We are 7 point favorites at home, and we are facing a backup quarterback on a team that has already made the playoffs. If we can't win this one, we don't belong in the playoffs anyways.

Then again, I said that very same thing when all we had to do was beat the 1-13 Jets......

Anyways, as a Browns fan, this is great news. But as an NFL fan and someone that just loves drama in general, this is incredible news. The Steelers backup is MASON RUDOLPH. Remember that guy???

Not only did we have an attempted murder on the field the last time these two played each other, we also have an ULTIMATE he said / she said situation.

Oh baby. I'll just say this: one of them is lying through their teeth. And it's BAD. And while the entire world unfortunately will never know the truth, these two do. And I hope the liar loses here. Because either way, that SUCKS. I'll also say this: if Mason Rudolph is the liar, he better hang around the covid ward this week. He needs to get contact traced ASAP. Get a reason not to line up across from an angry Myles Garrett 75 times on Sunday. 

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I wouldn't want to face a happy Myles Garrett. A pissed off Myles Garrett? I'm out. But a Myles Garrett that's entire reputation is ruined because of you? I'd retire this afternoon.

 This game was already juicy, but oh my god did it just go to a whole different level. And a Mason Rudolph revenge game to end the Browns season would be the absolute worst thing to ever happen to us….

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