Who Stole Frank The Tank's Chocolate Football? A Yak Whodunit

This morning, when Frank the Tank arrived at his desk, he found his precious chocolate football he was planning on sharing with the office was missing. In it's place he found this ransom note:

The football was curiously found on Rone's desk. 

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We needed to discuss the situation as a group:

But we couldn't come to a consensus. So we needed to look at all the evidence, including the security tapes from last night:

We poured over the evidence for basically the entire show:

until finally, the thief revealed himself after being fingered by a master calligrapher.