I Just Discovered Urinal Video Games and Now I Absolutely Have to Find One

So I'm making my nightly scroll through TikTok last night and I came across something I had truly never even heard of but now my life is incomplete without trying: pee-controlled urinal video games.

I have no idea where the guy in this video lives, but he talks like everyone knows about these. I've been all over this country and never come across a urinal video game once. Where are the urinal video games that these people are keeping secret from us? But this guy also says they're to encourage men to not piss on the floor, which is one of the most insane things I've ever heard. No pal, they're to have the time of your life at the world's most awesome urinal. Plus, that doesn't even make sense when you consider this is making you sling your stream all over the place trying to go down a ski slope.

I did a bit more research into the company that makes these bad boys — they seem to have a natural monopoly on the urinal pee-controlled video game market — and I was even more intrigued.

It appears this company at least started in the UK, but people in the TikTok comments say they've seen them in the United States. I just want somebody to give me one location of literally any business relatively close to New York City and I'll be there this weekend. It has become my life's mission to play a urinal video game and recount my experience.

If there were two sports bars in the town I've made up for this scenario and they were even remotely similar in quality but one let me control a skier while I peed? I'm going to that one 11 times out of 10. This is the most revolutionary invention since the iPhone.

I can only hope to one day walk into a men's restroom and feast my eyes upon one of these glorious machines. It has become my mission.