Oh What, You Can't Even Leave Your Kids Alone At a Waffle House At Midnight So You Can Go Get a Drink At The Bar Across The Street Anymore?

Chronicle - A Florida mother was arrested early Monday after leaving three children unattended at Waffle House while she went drinking at Wild Wing Cafe, police said. Police were called to the Waffle House at 3042 Washington Road about midnight Sunday after employees and customers reported that two 12-year-olds and an 11-year-old had been left alone at the restaurant and were crying in the parking lot. A waitress told police a woman dropped the children off about an hour and a half earlier with money to pay for food, according to a report. The children did not have enough money and cried on several occasions because the woman never came back to check on them, the report stated.  Gentry was booked into the Richmond County jail on three counts of deprivation of a minor. Her two children were turned over to their grandmother. The other child was returned to her mother at Clarion Suites. The mother told police she had met Gentry and her children earlier that day at the hotel pool and had allowed her daughter to go eat with the children but was not aware they would be unsupervised.

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Oh I’m sorry, did we fall into a black hole and wake up in communist China? That’s what it sounds like to me from reading that article. We should be marching in the streets and killing every dog on sight just like they do in China. If you can’t trust Waffle House with your kids, who can you trust these days? I’d rather leave my kids at the WaHo than with any 16 year old braced face teenager who is sexting her boyfriend the second you leave the house. The true crime here is the god damn idiot kids who apparently ordered the entire menu and then cried when they couldn’t pay for the meal. Hey kids, get in the fucking kitchen and start scrubbing some dishes, jabronis. Learn some financial responsibility for me, Jesus Christ. They think waffles just grow on trees and the House passes them out like hotcakes?

And possibly the funniest thing of the entire saga is only two of the three kids were hers. The third kid was a random ass kid they met at the hotel pool that day. I’m imagining the dingiest ass, grimy, green water, piece of shit hotel pool of all time. A couple hellos were exchanged and boom, the other mother pawned her kid off so she could go get some side dick. Little did she know she wasn’t the worst mother in the world, the woman she met an hour ago and gave her kid to was going to get hammered herself. All in all, just a great feel-good story for everyone.