Finally We Got Our First Trailer For 'Godzilla vs. Kong' And It Looks AWESOME

hubbs1/24/2021 7:40 PM

LETS FUCKING GO! I've waited YEARS just to see this two minute and twenty six second trailer. Practically my whole life to be honest. Ever since it was announced that Legendary was redoing the Monsterverse this is all I've been waiting for. Godzilla vs. Kong. Now could they have used any other music for this fucking trailer? Literally any other song. Just go with a goddamn rock song for the love of god. I guess not everything can be perfect right?

Anyways, I am so amped up for movie. The amount of times they had to move it back because of delays and coronavirus was flat out depressing. If you searched Godzilla on any given day in 2020, odds are you found a news update about a postponement. Thankfully just a few days ago it was announced the movie would be moved UP two months from its May release date which means it'll be before our very eyes on March 26th via theaters and HBO Max. Am I bummed a little bit that this won't get the full iMAX experience it deserves? Of course, but hey I'll take what I can get at this point and offer zero complaints.

Now listen, you're taking this from a guy who absolutely loved King of the Monsters. It's a giant mystery to me how people didn't enjoy that film, but I guess when you're a Godzilla super fan you'll follow that giant lizard anywhere he goes and cum your pants when he spits out his atomic blue breath to destroy his opponent and/or cities. Godzilla is my guy. I have said this before but I grew up wanting to be Godzilla. Once I figured out I couldn't become an atomic breathing lizard I set my sights on playing sports. Once I realized I had no chance to go pro in that field I turned to the keyboard and here I am. I have 20+ Godzilla action figures in my childhood bedroom closet for christ's sake. I'm obsessed and even enjoy the Matthew Broderick version (sue me!).

So some good news that we saw in the trailer....they're giving us actual fight scenes during the day! We can actually see the monsters fight this time. Massive improvement already to shut up the haters.

Looks like like humans have decided to get Kong off Skull Island because that plan will surely work! Chaining this guy to an aircraft carrier? What could go wrong? I'm sure it'll hold him down just fine.

You probably wonder how Kong, a over-sized primate, could stand a chance to Godzilla, right? Well, he can fucking jump in the air likes this, move fast, and use weapons like a shield and a giant axe. He an out-smart the lizard and yeah it also helps they made him gigantic compared to the last time we saw him on Skull Island. This is going to be a war. Although yes, Godzilla should fuck him up because at the end of the day he does have the atomic breath play that is virtually a game-ender.

Mechagodzilla will more than likely be the villain in this one and they may have given that away in a quick snapshot of destruction to a city in the beginning of the clip. I'm expecting Kong and Godzilla to battle for the first half of the movie and then eventually team up to destroy the robot lizard towards the end. There are some rumors of whether that is actually Godzilla in the beginning of the movie causing chaos, but I'll leave those potential spoilers to those that wanna scan reddit after this.

The cast is loaded with names like Alexander Skarsgård, Millie Bobby Brown, Rebecca Hall, Coach Taylor, and Eiza Gonzalez. I couldn't be more excited.

Yes, I said Eiza Gonzalez…