I Refuse To Believe Jackson and Patrick Mahomes Are Related
Just real quick. Maybe I'm a bitter old bitch, I don't know nor do I care. Because it's impossible to me that guy is related to this guy
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Jackson Mahomes is a Tik Toker, Patrick Mahomes is the best quarterback in the world.
Jackson Mahomes does this
While Patrick is leading his team to back to back Super Bowls
There's gotta be some mixup in the DNA or the golgi apparatus or quite possibly even the mitochondria.
I'll say this about Jackson though, he puts asses in seats. I know this is the world we live in, because here I am blogging about him, walking right into his trap. Does it drive me up the wall? Absolutely. But going back to the beginning of this blog, that's because it's possible I'm a bitter ol' bitch when it comes to this stuff, and I'm 100% a-ok with that. Sometimes you gotta let that anger flow out of you.
And for the record, I love Patrick Mahomes. To do what he's doing in the hardest job in the world, NFL QB, is remarkable. As a football nerd I can't wait for Brady vs Mahomes. But if I see Jackson doing the Stanky Leg on the field after the game I might throw a brick through my TV.