Medford Cop Telling A Guy That He's Gonna Put A Hole In His Fucking Head Seems Like A Reasonable Dude
Well there’s your poster boy for steroid use. No bullshit if Brock Holt were to walk into the clubhouse in a month weighing an extra 50 pounds, built like Thor and belts 200 home runs the rest of the season he’d still be the second most obvious steroid user of all time. Wearing a beater, covered in tattoos, with camo cutoff shorts and screaming that you’re going to kill someone is like the roid rage starter kit. I don’t even think steroids work unless you dress like that, if you shoot up some juice and then put on like a button down and some khakis then the testosterone is just like “Nah fuck that, this guy’s a pussy. He’s not even worth making muscles for.” It’s the Jersey Shore uniform. But, at least all the juice hasn’t had any effect on this detective’s sunny disposition. Still a totally reasonable guy who jumps out of his car into the middle of the road without identifying himself as a cop, tells citizens he’s gonna blow their fucking head off then gets pissed when they try and run for their lives. All totally normal.