No One Has Ever Fallen Down This Hard Whilst Their Ass Crack Was Swinging In The Wind

Absolutely outrageous fall. He went straight left. You don’t see that too often. Typically falls are forward or back. If you’re going to the side, there’s some side-to-side struggle.

This was different. This was a case of being distracted because you’re asshole is being identified via ring cam. Who knew ring was referring to the butthole? Not me. I saw this dude’s spokes. He had 9 spokes and I take no joy in reporting that all nine spokes are bruised.

My only regret here is that the video is so short. I need to hear the pain when someone has their air knocked from their lungs.