Woman Weeps Over The Dead Body Of Her Beloved Python For An Incredibly Private Moment That She Set Up A Camera In Order To Record For Crying Clout
I'll be the first to admit that I'm not a snake guy and I do not understand snake people. The idea of loving a snake is gross to me. Im not sure if that's because of my upbringing as a church kid and that I always thought of snakes as the devil. It could be. Or it could be their disgusting little tongues flicking about in the wind ready to taste the air. Taste the air? YUCK. I hate every single thing about snakes except one thing. I love watching them drink water. It's so cute! They look adorable and then they stop drinking and I'm back to yuck again. I guess it's kinda like Saturday morning in a frat house. Talkin about goin hoggin, folks. I've never gone hogging but again, that's probably because of my upbringing to respect women no matter how big or gross they may be. Respect.
Anyway, snakes look weird when they are dead. Just laying there all limp and lifeless kinda like my dick on antidepressants.
Candid moments are what makes social media special. You have this moment
and this one
and this one
Because they are natural. Kate with the pinky up. Natural. She's fancy. Deal with it, losers.
But I just am not sure if snake lady was really distraught over the loss of her beloved snake. Maybe she was a parseltongue. Now, a parseltongue, lest we forget, is- when spoken- a hissing sound, similar to that of a snake; as such, normal people cannot understand it (one known exception being Dumbledore of course). Apart from merely communicating with serpentine lifeforms, Parselmouths also seem able to influence the will of serpents to a certain extent. Aside from serpent-based creatures, Parselmouths can communicate with each other with the language, as Harry understood Tom Riddle's commands to the Serpent of Slytherin.
I'm too big of a muggle to say if she was speaking parseltongue or not but she for sure wasn't. She was doing it for likes and attention. We just have to ignore her or this behavior will continue to rear its ugly head.
Move along, folks. Nothing to see here except a snake drinking water.