Long Island's Very Own McMansion Being Dubbed The World's Most Beautiful McDonald's Brings Me To Tears

Me...as soon as I saw this article pop up on twitter

That was EXHILARATING! I've, quite literally, been going to this McMansion since I was a baby as it's no less than 15 minutes from my house. It's not everyday a place featuring golden arches gets deemed a historical landmark, but that's just the magical stuff that can happen on Jericho Turnpike on Long Island. It's got an Applebee's, a Five Guys, A Duane Reade, and a historical landmark McDonald's…where else can ya find that? Nowhere. That's where.

This may shock you, but this guy has been reading about lists of the world's most unique McDonald's locations for YEARS. I've always been a fan of the Roswell, New Mexico location mainly because I enjoy the whole alien theme and what better place to have an alien-themed McDonald's then fucking Roswell, New Mexico? That's like having a Springsteen-themed McDonald's in Asbury Park, New Jersey…would just work! Not to mention that renovated railroad car in Barstow, California fucks as well.

So did it shock me to see the McMansion take the cake as "the world's most beautiful McDonald's"? Maybe. But now I can put on my resume that I've eaten at the world's most beautiful McDonald's, so who's the real winner here?