John Mayer Writes An Apologetic Birthday Song For This Woman He Accidentally Blew Off While She Asked For A Photo 16 Years Ago

Incredible. Stunning. Brian Burns, wishing his mother a happy birthday alongside this hysterical photo in 2005. 

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John Mayer trying to keep his head down, on the way to a "thing" and not wanting to deal with a bunch of fans. It's not everyday that you get to redeem yourself for seeming like a dickhead celebrity 16 years later. Kristine has probably been talking shit about him this whole time. She's at home blasting Dear John wearing a #TeamTaylor shirt and telling anyone in earshot that Ed Sheeran is better. Now she can finally settle back into her overwhelming love, and play this song on repeat for the rest of her birthdays. 

"Kristineeee, even though it may appear I was meannnn, I was probably on my way to a thingggg" - add it to all of my playlists. 

AND he was on his way to a charity concert. It's hard to be this obsessed with John Mayer when you're as big of a Swiftie as I am, but I can't quit him. The music is too good. His personality is too charming. He's very hot. Even Swifties have kryptonite and mine is John Mayer.