Aaron Carter Got His Ass Whooped By Lamar Odom

In a fight with no winners, Lamar Odom lost the least. The man traded for Shaq defeated the kid who beat Shaq. It took LO more than several seconds to win this bout, which is getting harder to comprehend even after the fact. Look at how easily he knocked Aaron Carter back in time. Aaron Carter’s relevant in the year Odom transported him to with that sweeping left. How on Earth did that take more than 15 seconds - including the time it takes to count to 10?

I don’t remember who said it the other night, but it is legitimately wild we just have “Celebrity Death Match” in the real world now. If you’re famous in the slightest and want money, all you have to do is fight any other famous person in the world and you can bask in the limelight once more, if even only for a moment. I personally cannot wait to see how deep into the barrel we get for some future matchups. Kwame Brown has forced himself back into the news, and he’s very much looking to fight, maybe one of the boys from LFO needs to support his Faberge Egg addiction and is willing to hop in the ring. Who knows anymore. As long as they’re willing to swing wildly and attempt precisely zero defense I’ll keep watching these clips moments after the fights end and not a second sooner. That’s my promise to you here and now.