I Absolutely Love This Track and Field Runner Who Qualified For The Olympics Wearing Bags Of Doritos As Earrings
This. Is. AWESOME.
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Christina Clemons has to be my favorite runner in the world. Usain Bolt who? We are Christina Clemons fans for life over here at Barstool Nate HQ. Look at this post-qualifying interview and tell me you wouldn't run through a brick wall for her:
And brilliant move by her to tag Doritos. I'd be shocked if by the end of the day she doesn't have a 6 figure endorsement deal in the works. Companies like Doritos don't pass on the chance for this sort of marketing at the Olympics.
Imagine her with the gold medal on the podium with the Doritos dangling from her ears? All time Olympic moment. Which, now that I'm typing this, I can almost guarantee the IOC will NOT allow. They better not fuck up our fun.