The Pages Of An Old Playboy Being Stuck Together Is NEVER A Good Sign

I love old Playboys. I love 'em a lot. I've been blogging about some of the old ones I've come across as of late & they've been fairly well on Tik Tok so I'm continuing to do these videos thanks to some great stoolies that have been nice enough to send me a bunch of their old nudie mags. Now when I'm searching through an old nudie mag on the prowl for something remotely funny to say after an observation I'm looking for three things- crazy old ads that look hilarious in today's day & age much like an OJ Simpson ad for cowboy boots or an early Apple ad, I'm looking for nudity because obviously I'm looking for nudity, and I'm looking to NOT have the pages stick together.

And the latter is BY FAR the most important one of the three. I get the ads may not all be funny, I get the nudity may not come till page 100, but frankly I have no time in my life for dried up cum. Just 0 at all. And that's not only because it's repulsively gross...it's also because it makes me sad. It makes me think about the trials & tribulations that poor dudes had to go through in 1984 to simply...you know.

Literally STONE AGE. Anyways if you possibly have any old nudie mags & are interested in sending them to Barstool HQ please DM on Twitter. That'd be AWESOME. Thank you guys in advance!