Le'Veon Bell's Baby Mama #6 Calls Him 'The Worst Fucking Human On The Planet'
Steve Luciano. Shutterstock Images.It hasn't been the easiest few years for Le'Veon Bell. After a couple of 1,200+ yard seasons for the Steelers, he sought a payday worthy of his contributions, and ever since that he's been a constant rider on a downbound train. He sat out the 2018 season. Ended up on the Jets against the very public wishes of head coach Adam Gase as the team went 7-9 and his average plummeted to 3.2 YPA. Then he ended up famously engaged in one of the most expensive threesomes ever, getting robbed of a half a million dollars by the pair of ladies he squired into his bedroom.
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Even last year didn't work out for him, as he somehow landed on his feet in Kansas City, only to become the most non-factory of non-factors in the Chiefs ill-fated postseason, with a total of just two carries for six yards.
But looking back, the last three years will seem like golden, halcyon days of pure joy compared to today. Right now, he's out of work. But that is just the least of his problems after the social media beating he just took from the mother of the sixth of his seven children.
Meet Golden Blondie, whom Fox News describes as having "done work in Instagram hotspots like the UAE, Dubai, Kansas City, Tulum and Ibiza." And adds she "doesn’t appear to be headed down a path where she’ll be settling down with baby daddy Le’Veon. The new mama celebrated July 4th by giving out a lap dance in a limo van and partied at the clubs."
She's also the author of this little gem:
@leveonbell since you blocked me I guess we can talk on here because you only care what the public thinks! You’re the worst fucking human being on the planet you can’t even call yourself a man when you barley take care of the kids you do claim and pick and choose which ones to claim!
Oh and we can dead the narrative I choose to be baby mama #6 because I never knew that.. I would have ran for the hills!! But I guess that’s why you had to go get an dumb underaged bitch after me I let you slide for a minute tryna keep it cool but now the world can know what a terrible person you are!
You said you would be there for me and the baby and went ghost when it came out in the blogs like the coward you are no @nfl team wants a little coward!And oh don’t try and spin the fucking narrative that I’m just out for your money because
A) you wouldn’t be the person I’d go for if it just about money lmao you don’t even have a contract smh
B) YOU PURSUED ME REMEMBER
C) I hope you use a condom before you make baby number 8
Ouch. That'll leave a mark. I think it's fair to say that no hit he ever took from Terrell Suggs ever rang his bell (totally accidental pun but I couldn't pull out of that dive in time) the way this blow from Golden Blondie did. She squared him up, got her pads low, drove into him with her shoulder, wrapped him up and jarred the fucking ball loose.
I mean, break down the film of her post and tell me if you can find a single thing she left on the field. It's rare you can start off your rant by calling someone the worst human being on the planet and then escalate it from there. Deadbeat dad. Absentee father. Unemployed. Serial impregnator. And did she mix in an allegation of him being a pedophile too? That is firing all your bullets and then throwing the empty gun.
At this point Bell is 29 and even though he hasn't been anyone's idea of a lead running back, might have a year or two left in him. But anyone who'd pick him up would have to deal with the migraines of having to address this issue. Plus from the sound of things, he'd have at least Golden Blondie - and probably others - coming after him for back child support and he'd likely end up essentially playing for free.
Here's hoping she's right about the condom. But I think at this point it's pretty well established Le'Veon Bell is strictly a Bareback Guy. And it's cost him. To paraphrase The Bard, Oh what a tangled web we weave, the sixth time we accidentally conceive.
I'll end with this. I've never been called the worst human being on the planet. (Yet.) But I've always kept this one chambered in case I ever am. I think it's the only correct response: