The Nebraska Little League Coach Decided To Practice His Standup Comedy Routine Down 3-0 In The 6th

Omg that's hilarious! Sea mop who? See my poo! Do you think he knew he was on mic'd up and on camera? Just kidding, this sucks. And the kid should've punched his dumbass coach in the face. 

Forget the knock knock joke, the pitcher should've knocked his "cool" coach's sunglasses off his face and his hat back to straight. Sea mop who? Buddy these kids are playing on national television in what will be the biggest moment of their entire lives, and you decide to try your stand up routine in the top of the 6th down 3-0? Read the room for me one time. Notice how zero of the kids laugh. Either jog on out and let's talk how we're going to get out of this jam alive, or leave the mound meeting to the people that are actually there to win. Not to go viral on Twitter.

I honestly used to love the Little League World Series, but now it just flat out sucks. Partially because as I've gotten past the age of 12, I've realized that these kids aren't even very good and just play on these tiny fields in the leagues that can lead to Williamsport, and partially because the theatrics of the event has turned into coaches giving the most heartfelt postgame speeches because they're on ESPN.

Listen I've been in enough postgame huddles to know that this is not how these kind of things go down. Rip the players that couldn't get their bunts down. Call out the pitchers who can't throw strikes. And remind the fielders that it doesn't matter how well we hit the ball if we can't field a god damn ground ball. But nope, now it's all - "Your town, your moms, and your dads are so proud of you. I love you." Get outta here with that heartfelt garbage. ESPN eats it right up but I think it's gross.