Tom Brady's #TransformationTuesday Pic Flat Out Doesn't Make Sense

I don’t get it. I mean I’ve known Tom Brady gets more and more handsome every year but I’ve never seen it all laid out like this. It’s insanity. Tom Brady is very significantly hotter at 38 than he was at like 22. The summering at the beach has clearly helped, as he’s tan in all the pics these days. And definitely getting a woman’s advice on that hair has been hugely beneficial, because those first 6 years (up until TB12 was lucky enough to get that hair to come running back towards his forehead on its own) were ROUGH. But it still just doesn’t make sense. He’s Benjamin Buttoning or some shit. Avocado ice cream is all I’m eating from here on out just so I can get hot for once in my life.