You Need To Be Removed From The School Board Immediately If You Can’t Identify A Series Of Painfully Obvious Fake Names

I can’t remember a time in my life where school boards were in the news every other day. Feels like every other story is something about some grown adult freaking out in front of several other grown adults and no one capitalizing on the absurdity of the situation. You have some jamokes trying to invade these meetings and try out their standup comedy routines, and those people suck, too. The only person who doesn’t suck is Bart Simpson, Jr., here living in Virginia putting this guy in a never-ending mental headlock.

I mean the balls on this kid for submitting more than one fake name. Any human with a brain reads “Phil McCracken” and doesn’t even say the full name out loud. Mostly because it’s about as painfully obvious of a fake name on paper as you’ll ever find. We’re not talking about a “Mike Hunt” or “Amanda Huggankiss” here, something a little less conspicuous. Once McCracken slipped through this mark was cooked. If this list was 400 names long he’d still be sitting there reading, wondering how bad the traffic was since nobody showed up. Absolutely not a person who deserves to be in charge of anyone else’s education at any level. Waiting for a Mr. Don Keediq to step up to the podium after realizing that Eileen Dover couldn’t make it is enough strikes to get him transferred to Bishop Sycamore posthaste.