'The Challenge: Spies, Lies And Allies' Week 4 Recap And Power Rankings: Ding Dong Brains Fessy Strikes Again

*Spoilers Obviously Ahead. Again, this is your warning* 

We're going to keep these blogs going. If we can't have No Quitters (RIPIP, send all complaints on Twitter) we're going to have the blog damnit. The Challenge is too damn good of a show to not be talked about. Each Thursday I'll drop one of these recaps and power rankings so we all can argue about America's fifth sport. I'll try to convince the other guys to do something from time to time because something tells me this season is going on for months. 

Ding Dong Brains Fessy strikes again! 

Fessy remains one of the dumbest people to ever play this game. Hell, 'The Challenge' has been Big Brotherfied and not even the regular Challenge anymore. It's fine, but you'd think a guy who was on Big Brother wouldn't be this dumb. The vets have an alliance. Get all the rookies out and then eat each other. It makes sense. Fessy though has this vendetta against Amber B despite her being partnered with Josh, his best friend. Fessy wasn't going to get thrown in any time Amber and Josh were The Agency. What does Fessy do? Throws Amber B in this week. It led to an all-time blowup from Josh with TJ breaking out his phone. I couldn't believe I sided with Josh. That's Fessy though, guy has shit for brains and shows it every year. He just broke up the Vet Alliance, he broke up Big Brother Alliance and he's now gained even more enemies. It's amazing how dumb Fessy still is when it comes to The Challenge and the mental side of the game. 

Hughie losing his shit on Corey L during the elimination was must watch TV

Holy shit I couldn't stop laughing during this. Hughie and Amber B were dominating the elimination against Corey L and Michele, but that wasn't good enough. Hughie was so pissed that Corey L wanted to face him in the elimination he just started losing his shit on him. Screaming fuck you a bunch at him was gold. It came out of nowhere. It also led to an angry TJ after the elimination where he sounded like a very disappointed father. TJ hates quitters and hates bad sports. Get it straight. This was an old school Challenge feel though. The fighting and arguing over a pretty standard part of the game. I miss that so much. 

The Dyle saga reminds the world Emy is an all-time worst on the show

During the daily challenge, Devin had explained the plan that his alliance had. It was simple. Whoever was winning, don't eliminate them. Eliminate everyone else and then let one of their guys win the heat. Kyle took that as 'panic under pressure and eliminate my best friend.' Gotta give it to Kyle, he's entertaining as shit. Sure he's ding dong brains too, but he's at least funny and entertaining. But what it really showed is that Emy is just the worst. Her constantly calling TJ 'Mr. TJ' and crying and losing her mind. Get her out of my face. I hope she gets eliminated next episode. She's someone who should never be invited back to the show too. 

Amber B is a fucking monster

The champ is here! Amber B won with CT last year, came in late this year and is just dominating. She had Fessy scared shitless. Won the final, called out Big Brother and then did the smartest thing. She took Devin as a partner. That puts Emy and Gabo as a no brainer for elimination next week and it keeps her in a bigger alliance. Brilliant. Also sup? 

Power Rankings

Guys

13. Gabo

12. Logan

11. Jeremiah

10. Hughie

9. Nelson

8. Kyle 

7. Josh

6. Emanuel 

5. Cory

4. Fessy

3. Devin

2. Ed

1. CT

Girls

13. Priscilla

12. Emy

11. Bettina

10. Nany

9. Big T

8. Amanda

7. Aneesa

6. Berna

5. Ashley 

4. Esther

3. Tori

2. Kaycee

1. Amber B.

Teams

13. Gabo/Emy

12. Jeremiah/Big T

11. Hughie/Nany

10. Nelson/Priscilla

9. Logan/Aneesa

8. Cory/Bettina

7. Kyle/Amanda

6. Josh/Ashley

5. Fessy/Esther

4. Emanuel/Kaycee

3. Ed/Tori

2. CT/Berna

1. Devin/Amber B