Who Did It Better? Me Or The Blink-182 Nurse
Who did it better? The age old question. I feel like you see this be asked a lot come the end of October when everyone's obviously in there Halloween costumes! You have your typical Harley Quinn's, you have your typical Daenarys Targaeryn's, you have your typical Lola Bunny's...So while we're on the topic I just wish the Blink-182 nurse Janine Lindemulder would become a more popular Halloween costume because let me tell ya it is a GREAT ONE. I just guess I'm gonna have to be a catalyst to get it going on Lowering the Bar...
And a catalyst I was. I mean really- who did it better? The beautiful woman in the iconic nurse outfit or the larger gentleman in his hastily-made Larry David tank top and Barstool Sports hat? That, I guess, is for you to decide although I think the answer is abundantly clear it is....
The nurse on the left. Obviously not me. Although I was fairly proud of my glove etiquette before we decided to dissect this frog due to the fact that I never really wear gloves and sadly never got to dissect anything in high school. Isn't that weird that at a private Catholic high school we just never dissected shit in class? Pretty fucking lame...I know. That was one of the biggest misses about high school. Still keeps me up at night that I didn't get to find out the inside of a frog looks a shocking amount like ramen until this very week.