The NBA Is Finally Drug Testing Terrence Ross For Hanging Out With Marty Mush

99% of the time I'm as anti-drug test as they come. I find it unAmerican to care what another person does or does not put in their own body. If you had asked me when I woke up I would have said 100% of the time I was anti-drug test for professional athletes. And this right here is a prime example of why you should never speak in definitives because ladies and gentlemen we have stumbled on the 1%.

There's absolutely no reason for Terrence Ross to be hanging out with Marty Mush as often as he does. I love Terrence Ross, I love Martin J. Mush, but there's no logical reason for those two to be pals. And I say this only because I care about T.Ross and his professional basketball career. He's been playing with fire ever since he let this trashbag into his life. The man's legal government name is MUSH for Christ sake, something like this was bound to happen sooner or later. If a "random" drug test is the worst thing that happens via this friendship then I have no choice to believe that Terrence was born with a horseshoe wrapped in four-leaf clovers up his keister because no one has that kind of luck without some sort of intervention from the cosmos. 

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