Brazilian Soccer Star, Hulk, Announces That His Niece Is Pregnant With His 4th Child...You Read That Correctly

CONGRATULATIONS TO UNCLE-DADDY HULK!!!!!

Just a quick recap of the story...this guy, Hulk, who is now 35 and a veteran with probably 50 appearances for the Brazilian National team and so popular that he has 3.3 Million followers on instagram used to be married to this woman:

With whom he made a beautiful young family

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Left his wife and family pictured above for…his wife's niece. 

Professional athletes leaving their wives for younger models is a tale as old as time. Women are constantly throwing themselves at the athletes and their Scrooge McDuck piles of money. This though, this is a love triangle like I've never heard. Hulk was looking for something new and decided to go with a new model from the same family tree. Kind of like when you trade in your iphone for the newest version. You like all the key components. The genes are strong. You've seen how your children look with that family. You just need the latest version. Something a little sleeker. A little faster. A little prettier. You look across the room on Christmas morning and their is your iWife 13 complete with the baby accessory. Just an unreal move by Hulk. Craziest move I've seen since Marty Brodeur left his wife for his sister-in-law and got her pregnant. That's the only other uncle-daddy situation I've heard about.