If You Could Own Any Prop From Any Movie, Which one Would it Be?

One of my favorite afternoon traditions is walking over to the snack area, staring at the options for 20 seconds, avoiding eye contact with the a pop tarts, “accidentally” looking at the pop tarts, convincing myself I deserve a pop tart, taking the pop tart (cinnamon), and bringing it back to my desk to eat it while I scrolling through the Reddit page “Interesting As Fuck”

It’s a simple but surefire way to achieve 3 minutes of happiness and if I’ve learned anything, it’s that 3 minutes is enough for me.

Anyways, when I was looking at “r/InterestingAsFuck” and the first thing I see is that 13 of the cars from Mad Max: Fury Road are being auctioned off to the public. 

Now this got me thinking. If money didn't matter, and you had your pick of the litter when it comes to movie memorabilia.

What would you take home? Here's what I came up with. 

The Cross Joint - Pineapple Express

I don't think I really need to explain why this is a must have in terms of memorabilia. Weed is objectively tight, and the cross joint is the closest thing the stoner cinematic universe has to an infinity stone.

Also if you get this in your house its a no brainer to put a "break glass in case of emergency" on the glass case you put it in. 

Easy buckets. This is a must have. (weed is tight)

Let's get one thing clear. The only reason anyone should get this one is just in case it actually has magical powers. Other than that I think this would be an embarrassing item to have in your home. Click is a good movie don't get me wrong, but it's only watched by people who are either in prison or on an airplane. 

Todd's Painting - Wedding Crashers

Rumor has it you can't buy this particular painting. You can only receive it as a gift, and take it with you. 

Also, it seems that there is no place on the internet that has HD screen grab of "Celebration" by Todd. That makes me want the real thing twice as bad.

Margot Robbie's Bathwater - The Big Short 

Not much to say. This is my horny pick. 

The Goldfish Shoes - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Much like "Celebration" by Todd, this item cannot be purchased in a traditional sense. In fact, getting these boots is a pretty arduous process. First you have to go to the store "We Sell Your Stuff on Ebay" You then you have to try and buy the shoes. Upon trying to buy the shoes you learn that the store doesn't actually sell anything. They are just the middle man for people who are too lazy to sell their own stuff on Ebay. You then have to locate the seller, and then bid for them on Ebay. These shoes are for those who are committed to the memorabilia game. 

The Burn Book - Mean Girls 

I won't lie this is a pander pick all the way. Having a crowd pleasure for the ladies is always smart and thats why I would want this one. Inviting a girl over and showing her the real Burn Book is on the same level as being a Neanderthal and showing a cavewoman a wheel. Would just blow their doors off. 

Anyways, thats what I could come up with. There are so many more obviously so let me know which ones you guys would want and why.