Shreveport Bubba Gives The Greatest Answer of All Time Regarding What He’d Buy With Powerball Winnings (Nose Beers)

I used to love playing “what would I buy if I won the lotto” when I was on a solo road trip. I’d cruise lakefront properties in my mind. I’d construct backyard oasis after backyard oasis with each being more stunning than the rest. Beautiful. I’d then take a trip to a car dealership and assemble a truck to end all trucks. I’d probably get the newest Chevy 2500hd fully loaded and save some cash by using the promo code Prime and then stream Deion’s football documentary via airplay to my new 11 inch head unit screen. Incredible.

All that to say, unlike this fella in the gas station, I never really desired a sports car. That wouldn’t be my choice in a state like Louisiana that isn’t exactly known for being dry or roads with potholes every 50 feet on the highways. Nevertheless, perhaps he intends to move from the Bayou a la Ben. 

The kilos of coke though. That’s a no brainer. I’m not personally a coke guy. Never done it. I have a deviated septum and I can’t imagine the damage that some pure Columbian cocaína would do to my schnoz. I’d buy the 5-kilos because it’s always nice being able to provide for your friends. It’ll be nice having KB stop by my new place on the lake. He can do all the skiing he wants.

Anyway, here’s a song about cocaine from Pusha T.