Urban Meyer Skipped The Team Flight Home, Seemingly Probed A Denim-Covered Butthole, And Might Be Out As The Jaguars Head Coach: It’s Tuesday of Week 5.

Well, this has turned into a complete shit show and we’ve only had four fucking games so far. FOUR! I thought we’d make it at least through the first year. All off-season, I heard about how hard Urban takes losing and that he can’t move on quickly. Surely he would know the type of team he had and lower his own expectations. Four loses in a row and those assessments look true as hell. He is broken.

Look at Urban. Dude is a shell. He’s 4-games in. He’s lost them all. He astoundingly skipped a team plane ride after talking about sticking together. He got caught on video tying one on and getting his dancing shoes wetter than… INAPPROPRIATE! He basically lied about the video while not really lying which is an Urban trademark by this point. Another video came out. His Finger looking like it was poking the ole Butthole of someone who isn’t Shelley. I’m not in their marriage bed, regrettably, so I won’t comment on that and neither should you. Show some god damned decency for once. Disgusting.

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Overall, my assessment for the situation is as follows: Not good. Not good, indeed.

Now, some folks are saying Meyer’s contract is nearly 12 million a year for at least six years and possibly seven.. I guess the real question is whether or not Jaguars owner Shad Khan can get out of paying the entirety of the remaining contract based on some type of morality clause. Who is the arbitrator of morality? Personally, I think Clem would be a great fit but I’m not sure who the Jaguars would select. I’m only sure that no matter who they select, it’ll be the wrong person. After all, they’ve only gotten it right once lately and that was with Trevor Lawrence.

Will Urban be his coach much longer? Well,,,, it’s hard to say but Trevor makes it an attractive landing spot. At least that’s what I’ll keep telling myself as I begin looking at mock drafts during the first week of October once again.