Urban Meyer Continues Performing The Little Lad Apology Dance So His Players Will Give Him Some Berries And Cream

After Jaguars owner Shad Khan delivered such a terse statement yesterday morning, the Jaguars soap opera continued to roll on like it was being directed by Bird Man and Mannie Fresh. Leaked players statements were raising doubts about the likelihood that respect and trust could ever be restored in Jacksonville with Urban Meyer calling the shots. And you know what? I gotta say I’m having a FANTASTIC time with all the drama.

The team ain’t shit. They stink. They stink with urban as the head coach just like they’d stink with Chuck Noll as the head coach. They don’t have the jimmies and joes no matter who is calling the Exes and ohs. The team has stunk for years with 2017 being an outlier. If you’re gonna stink, at least be entertaining.

To that end, Urban is excelling and apologizing once again to the team. His apology tour is starting to feel like another trip to the White House for Forrest Gump but instead of saying “I went to the White House again and I met the President again” it’s Urban texting rapsheet to tell him that he’s once again apologized.

Begging for respect. Yes. That’ll work. Urban simply won’t recover from this. The players are in complete control now. Even the mild mannered Trevor Lawrence has seen enough.

The players are making Urban their puppet and are already done with his bullshit. He’s going to be doing the little lad dance for berries and cream after his third team apology which I imagine is scheduled for tomorrow morning. Can’t wait.