The Big Bang Wasn’t Actually The Start of the Universe According To New Studies
Typically I’d consolidate and summarize the aggregated article that I’m talking about. Not this time. Can’t do it. Too many big words and shit I don’t understand to the point that it pisses me off. I feel like I’m a smart person. I’m not a genius or anything but I can hold my own. That being said, how in the fuck did someone observe an outer nebula and determine that it’s properties are moving faster than what’s in our galaxy? FURTHERMORE, how did they do that in 1910? Buddy, in 1910 they were still making coffee cups from human bones but this guy is lookin out of the entire Milky Way? How? Magic? Many are saying witchcraft.
I’m so sick of science evolving. Every year these fuckers act like we are morons and that because we are morons, we’ll just accept their new research and formulas as technology advances more rapidly than ever before based on the expertise of the brightest people on earth. They expect that, magically, we’ll just accept that science is supposed to be unbiased and toss long-held philosophical and theoretical beliefs aside if those beliefs and standards are proven to be incorrect by the newest data. It’s bullshit.
Despite my reservations and upbringing, I accepted that Creationism might not be true and that the Big Bang theory was accurate. Years, hell decades later, it is categorically unfair and illogical to ask me to do that again and accept something else- a new theory- that I don’t understand even more than the Big Bang. I am but a simpl man, indeed.
That being said, if science wants me to even entertain this new “theory” they need to come up with a better name. It’s that simple. The branding here sucks. Cosmic Inflation? Boring. Sounds like science and Joe Biden’s policies had a baby. Big Bang. That slaps. That moves the needle. Cosmic Inflation isn’t even a clickbait title. Until they have better messaging, I’m still a Big Bang guy. If that makes me a science origin-theory anti-vaxxer, so be it. In the words of the founder of the Protestant movement and longtime stoolie Martin Luther before nailing the 95 Theses to the door of the Wittenberg church after speaking to the Diet of Worms, regarding these issues, Here I stand. I can do no other. So help me God.
In summary, I’m still a Big Bang guy… for now.
Ps: cosmic chaos