Our Fearless QB1 Daniel Jones Returns From A Scary Concussion Today To Lead The Giants Against The Rams
A mere week after sustaining an extremely scary injury, our little lamb Daniel is #BACK to lead the Giants into battle and ensuring not every single person in your survival pool will pick the Rams this week.
Now this game isn't as bleak when it appeared the Giants would be going into the game without their QB1, RB1, and WR1-4. As always, my guy El Jefe did a perfect job taking the fanbases temperature after last week's literally painful loss to the Cowboys.
Luckily it sounds like we have Daniel Jones, Kadarius Toney, Sterling Shepard, and Andrew Thomas all a go today, so that's wonderful. The one guy that cannot be a go no matter how many injuries are on the offensive line is Wes Martin, who gave up four sacks to Aaron Donald last year.
The other stud playmaker on the Rams defense is Jaylen Ramsey who is as known for his lockdown defense as he is for his ability to talk shit since anybody who can cause AJ Green to lose his mind must be a master motherfucker since I didn't know AJ Green even had feelings.
This is worrisome since Kadarius Toney already has one ejection in his five game career with a grand total of like 60 snaps. But the most electrifying man on Big Blue has promised everything will be fine.
"Speak softly and carry a big stick - Teddy Roosevelt
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- Yung Joka
As for quotes Kadarius Toney actually said, I'm pretty sure this just gave him the highest approval rating of all the 2021 Giants.
God I love that dude. So happy we saved this shirt design I've been saving for a game breaker for him.
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As for when the Giants leaky defense is on the field, forget about Matt Stafford, Cooper Kupp, Robert Woods, and Darrell Henderson all running a Sean McVay offense. Nothing scares me more as a Giants fan than seeing DeSean Jackson coming into town this Sunday wearing number 1 on his jersey. That dude gave me nightmares when he had the 0 in his number 10 weighing him down. But now that he shed a digit, he is able to continue doing this even though he turns 35 this year.
I swear to God if Riley Dixon pulls a Mtt Ddge this week if DeSean is back deep returning punts, he should be literally and figuratively cut on the spot
To be clear, the rest of those guys I mentioned along with Van Jefferson scare the everliving shit out of me since the defense has done its fair share of bending as well as breaking this year and the running defense has become a true problem once Blake Martinez went down for the year.
But we are at the point of the week where the anger and sadness from the previous game have worn off which makes my dumb brain believe we have a chance to win because what is the point of watching this shit if you don't think you have a chance? We need to let Kadarius cook, eat, and even clean up if he wants to. Danny has to dime. Nate Solder needs to be locked out of the stadium. The defense has to not suck. And Jet lag needs to crush every Ram's soul. If all that can happen, I think we may have a shot today!