Charles Barkley Roasting LeBron For Being A Gross Balding Person Was The Only Correct Way To Get The NBA Season Started
Well and a Lakers loss. But that headline would have been far too long. That's the correct way to get the season going. Charles Barkley doing Charles Barkley things and making fun of LeBron for being bald. Not even just being bald, more just the fact LeBron pretends like he's not bald. Like everything else if he just embraced it, it'd be a lot easier here. Instead he slaps the thickest headband on to try and lie to the world. Just like he refused to be the heel, just like he refuses to embrace being a villain just like he refuses to embrace, well, anything. So good for Barkley. No one else on TV would dare to make fun of Bron Bron. That's why Barkley is the best.
Now there's a difference between balding and bald. Bald is beautiful - look at people like Large, myself, Gaz if he takes a hat off. True beauts. Then there's balding. Like this.
Oh don't worry he also had another dumbass Instagram post.
Can we get Barkley to just read LeBron's Instagram and start making fun of those? Just do it on air. I don't need to hear them try to break down a game or whatever. Just entertain me.
Speaking of the game, it's awesome seeing the Warriors back to doing Warriors things. There are some teams that you can close your eyes and think of beautiful offense. Old school Spurs, 7 Seconds or less Suns, the Warriors, etc.
Okay, maybe not ALWAYS beautiful offense though.
Doesn't matter though because the Warriors won. We also saw the Lakers problems exposed in real life. Lack of spacing, not really sure how the group is going to fit. They still refused to start Anthony Davis at center and have a little bit of space offensively instead going with DeAndre Jordan, LeBron, AD, Russ and Bazemore. Melo played the most minutes off the bench. It's cliche, but there isn't a lot of stuff that makes sense with this team right now. They are expecting to get bailed out by LeBron and AD being LeBron and AD. That's how you get outscored by 13 in the second half and 9 in the fourth quarter.