Dad Gets Absolutely Cheese Grated By His Runaway Boat
It’s not often that a video comes about where I involuntarily make audible noises as I watch it unfold, well, unless we are talking about some weird porn with terms like wizard sleeve in the title or somethin. That being said, getting ripped across the concrete or road will absolutely make me say things like “good god almighty” or “oh my fuck” while I slightly squint my eyes and pull air through my teeth.
This video is no exception. If I had to guess, this fella is new to boats. That shit is tricky when you’re new. There’s so many things that can leave you hurt, injured, or in a boat repair shop. In this video, we nearly see the rare combination of all three taking place in just a short 20 seconds.
Luckily, this man sacrificed his arm, leg, and hip skin for the sake of his beloved boat which proves the old saying true; the best three days of having a boat are the days you buy it, sell it, and the day you need skin grafts before some bass fishin. Simple as that. Hopefully he catches a hog like Carl and I used too. We need to drop them lines again soon.