The Marine Corps Recruiting Facebook Page Possibly Hacked By Truth-teller
I’m not totally sure if this happened or not and honestly, I don’t care. If it didn’t, it should. It’s time that the best branch in the armed forces started being honest in our recruiting efforts. We aren’t skating dragons like in the days of yesteryear. Most members in the Marine Corps aren’t actively training to deploy in the next few months. The focus in training has shifted towards the build-up to the next great conflict which will probably be online or in space.
No matter where the next conflict might be, one fact remains unchallenged. All Marines will be eating ass and some will be sucking dick. That’s just the way it goes. Honor, courage, pro-lickin it. That’s what we do.
Clearly the officers involved don’t want the general public thinking that Marines are just horny all the time but it’s time we removed that mask- not those masks though. That’s a safety violation. We are horny. We love eating ass and there’s a Few, the Proud, who also don’t mind giving a wiener the sucking of a life time. To all those who do, we salute you.
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