The Kid Who Drew All The Dicks For Superbad Revealed How Much Money He's Still Making From It

Alrighty listen here people. I'm pretty fucking stupid when it comes to money & how it works...like nearly failing out of class stupid when it comes to financials! So I can't sit here and tell you how often that $255 gross pay is received by this godsend of an artist that is responsible for one of the funniest scenes we've all ever watched in our formative years.

Is that $255 a week? $255 every 2 weeks? $255 every month? $255 once a year? I have no fucking idea. Although what I do know is $255 in any facet is ENTIRELY too small of an amount. That Superbad dick drawing scene as I previously mentioned was, quite literally, i-fucking-conic. I'm on record saying Superbad is the funniest comedy movie ever made & you can argue that scene practically sets up the whole dynamic of the movie. The mass of quotes that from just that few minutes is nothing short of impressive. 

All I'm saying is this man should be a millionaire. Wait no...a BILLIONAIRE. Those few minutes are worth a hell of a lot more to society than most millionaires have contributed to our beautiful planet Earth. Justice for Superbad dick guy.