An Italian Senate Meeting Was Interrupted By 30 Seconds Of Porn Starring Tifa From Final Fantasy VII That Aired Live On Italy's Version Of C-SPAN
Kotaku- Italian lawmakers who gathered yesterday for a discussion of data transparency in political decision making got more than they bargained for when someone started playing a CGI video of Final Fantasy VII’s Tifa Lockhart having sex in the middle of the digital proceedings. The hentai went live just as the Zoom call was introducing Giorgio Parisi, one of last year’s Nobel Prize winners in physics. What ensued was the longest 30 seconds anyone present had ever experienced.
The meeting, hosted by Five Star Movement Senator, Maria Laura Mantovani, appeared to be running smoothly for the first half hour, Italian wire service ANSA reported. But when it came time to introduce Parisi, the call, which included both live and remote participants, was hijacked by someone sharing their screen while playing the unofficial FFVII porn
In addition to Facebook, the FFVII porn was also apparently broadcast live via Senato TV, Italy’s equivalent of C-SPAN.
Video (Censored but with NSFW audio) below:
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We are no strangers to people being outed as horny on Zoom during this pandemic. It could be news anchors caught rubbing one out, college students letting their hormones run wild on each other without turning off their video, or some good old fashioned porn playing in the background all while that little blue icon with the white camera had the red dot blinking while recording.
However it's nice to see that the Italians are still a little classier than the rest of the world by showing some fine art during their Zoom fuck ups. I am not saying that as a hentai fan, which to be honest I thought was a COMPLETELY different thing involving tentacles and other crazy shit. I am saying that as someone that came to age around the time Final Fantasy VII came out and will never forget the first time I saw Tifa's giant polygonal fists. A female character who could fight like that in an RPG was simply unheard of. Look at her flex on her vanquished enemies while her male counterparts take a dirt nap.
Simply a work of art that was translated perfectly in the remake that took roughly a thousand years to be released.
I took three years of Spanish a lifetime ago, which sometimes allows me to kinda understand some Italian since the languages have some similarities. But when the people speaking it are talking like real Italians with some speed and gusto behind it, it might as well be in Chinese. So I'll just imagine that what I heard in that video was the Nobel Prize winner in physics marveling at the incredible lifelike motion created in that video followed by everyone else on the call agreeing with him loudly and move on to whatever story I have to blog about next.
P.S. Uncensored video that is NSFW by every measurable calculation of the term here ya horn balls. Thank you for the click now take your bonk and go!
Super Nerdy, Extremely Niche P.S. That Only Final Fantasy VII Fans Will Understand Cloud, Barrett, Tifa, and Aeris were my foursome in FFVII until the unthinkable happens, which then makes it Cloud, Barrett, Tifa, and Cid so we can just beat motherfuckers up all the way until the best Boss Battle with the best theme music I have ever heard in my life.
I didn't see myself blogging about Sephiroth's theme song or Tifa getting banged on Italian C-SPAN when I woke up this morning. But that's the internet and blogging life for ya!