Joe Burrow's Super Bowl Fit Didn't Disappoint

I think we have reached a point that calling Joe Burrow cool is like calling Darren Rovell lame. There's really no point in doing it since anybody with eyeballs and a functioning brain can do it. However, as these pregame outfits have gotten more exotic, there is no denying that Joe Burrow has balls. Because if the Bengals lose and Joe Burrow goes to the postgame press conference looking like an Arctic bengal with the Undertaker's hat on, it would be a brutal look for Joe Brrr. Is fear of that happening part of the reason why Burrow has led the Bengals to wins in the biggest moments of the playoffs? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself. But there is simply no denying that this is a leader of men.

That guy is so fucking cool. Ahhhh goddammit, I said it too. Whatever. Let's have ourselves a night (responsibly on the Barstool Sportsbook).

Speaking of which, I feel like we all have somewhat of an idea what to expect on the field tonight. Joe Burrow will make some plays to Ja'Marr Chase, Aaron Donald will lift grown men off their feet, and Eli Apple will get cooked. But I have noooooo clue what to expect on the livestream with Rico's return.