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It's A Travesty That Juwan Howard And Greg Gard Are Stealing The Spotlight From The Guy Who Delivered A Perfectly Timed 'Suck It'

I'll be honest, I'm sick of the Juwan Howard and Greg Gard talk. It got old fast because dinosaurs in media want to call for Howard to be fired and then turn it into a debate about anything else. Fuck that. This is a blog appreciating one of the finest suck it chops you'll ever see. I said it after thinking about it. The DX suck it chop is the second most influential sign one can make. It's the middle finger and then the suck it chop. 

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We're coming up on the 25 year anniversary of DX starting and the suck it chop has never been more popular. It survived my era turning into adults, parents even! Yet you still break out the suck it sign. Younger people are doing it, older people learned it. There's nothing like hitting someone with a suck it. 

I need to know way more about this Wisconsin guy though. He had to have a target. It couldn't just be Michigan as a whole. He probably exchanged some words and then ultimately decided he won. Suck it. Great technique by the guy too. Starts with a wave, does a little more talking and then one single suck it. Interesting he didn't go with the cross and just went with the straight hammer. I'm personally a cross the arms guy when hitting the suck it. 

Now I gotta say, I'm completely back in on wrestling thanks to AEW. It reminds me of the 90s and Attitude Era. I love being back in on wrestling because those were the best times. Hanging out with your pals at the lunch table arguing Stone Cold vs Rock. Debating just how scary Kane was. WCW or WWF. nWo vs nWo Wolfpack. All those memories come flooding back when you see a grown man hit a college basketball team with a suck it. For all the bullshit and soapboxes people are on, this was worth it. 

PS: Such a fire song.