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Lighten the Fuck Up! Putin's General Sent In Tanks & Flame Throwers, Hoping To Take The Hill...

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As soon as Russian soldiers crossed into Ukraine they heard a single voice coming from over a hill, "One Ukrainian soldier is better than 10 Russian soldiers…"

On the direct orders of Vladimir Putin, the Russian General in command sent 10 Russian soldiers to kill the Ukrainian soldier and take the hill…

There was immediate gunfire and then total silence until the same voice was heard again, "One Ukrainian soldier is better than 100 Russian soldiers…"

Annoyed, and in an attempt to please Putin, the Russian General sent 100 Russian soldiers to kill the Ukrainian soldier and take the hill…

There was immediate gunfire and then total silence until the same voice was heard yet again, "One Ukrainian soldier is better than 1,000 Russian soldiers…"

Enraged and fearing Putin's wrath, the Russian General sent 1,000 Russian soldiers accompanied by tanks, flame throwers, mortar, and artillery to kill the Ukrainian soldier and take the hill…

For close to an hour there were explosions, sounds of gunfire, screams, and then total silence…

One Russian soldier, wounded and bleeding profusely, managed to crawl back to the General and began pleading with him frantically, "Don't send in more troops General, it's a trap. There are two Ukrainian soldiers up on that hill!"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

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