WATCH: Floor Collapses In The Middle Of A Massive House Party As Grandpa Sleeps In The Room Next Door
Nightmare city. Thank god grandpa slept through the entire thing. It's not confirmed whether or not the guy in the bed actually was their grandpa, but it sure as hell looks like it...
Besides, no one under the age of seventy could sleep through that type of noise. I mean there were a thousand kids in that house. It's not like it was some rinky-dink shitty floor they went through either. That thing was dumby thiccc…

Apparently this took place in Colorado. Here's what the local CBS affiliate had to say…
Late Saturday evening South Metro Fire Rescue was dispatched to a medical call on East Princeton Place in Arapahoe County. When they arrived, they learned a floor collapsed into the basement of a home during a party.
South Metro says that even though it appeared hundreds of people could have been in the home at the time of the collapse, three juveniles were injured. One of them severely. Most escaped on their own by climbing a staircase that stayed standing.
A natural gas line ruptured in the collapse so the home was evacuated. The fire department says the people who live in the home won’t be allowed back in at least for the night. After that, it’s up to the building department to determine if the home is stable enough to be lived in.
Who knew high schoolers raged so hard? That's not an endorsement of their behavior, it's a statement of fact. That said, they should all feel very lucky they got out of there alive. Floor collapses rarely result in anything short of tragedy. Watching it reminds me of when I thought I was going to die at the Team Facelife/Red Bull party on College Street at UMass in 2010. Talk about a throwback. God I'm old. Simpler times. Fingers crossed those that were hurt have a speedy recovery. Thanks for reading. Stay safe out there, kids.
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