Terry McLaurin Isn't Reporting To Mandatory Minicamp Because He Rightfully Wants To Get Paid

This is the worst day of my life. More on that later, but first things first, if Washington does not give Terry the bag I will LITERALLY MURDER SOMEONE. I mean, I won't. Parody law. Please don't use that against me in the court of law. But seriously, no ifs ands or buts, we NEED to sign Terry McLaurin ASAP. Need him in camp. Need him happy. Need him in Washington for the forseeable future.

Simply put, Terry McLaurin could very well be the best Washington WR...ever? Is that insane to say? Obviously Art Monk is a Hall of Famer and put up crazy good numbers. But I never saw Art Monk play. I see Terry and he is elite. He is putting up numbers with Dwayne Haskins (RIP), Kyle Allen, Taylor Heinicke, etc throwing him the ball. Facing constant double teams. And still make circus catches look easy.

Give him the money. Give him the keys to the city. Name the new stadium after him. DO NOT FUCK UP ONE OF THE ONLY GOOD THINGS WE HAVE GOING FOR US.

I think he'll get his contract. I do. I do not think they can possibly fuck this up. Okay, let me rephrase that- I 100% believe they CAN fuck this up, but in my plums I don't think they will. I'm cautiously optimistic about this one. Just pay Terry, you idiots. Just pay Terry.