A Mosquito Bite Can Be Enjoyable
I'm getting absolutely flamed for this take, but you all should embrace those who think differently! So hear me out...I do not get a ton of mosquito bites. I'm mainly an indoor guy. I go to the beach maybe 5-8 days/year. Even less now with kids. Sometimes I'll hang out in the backyard with the kiddos as they do water activities, but I don't typically get mosquito bites very often.
I DO empathize with regular beach-goers who get destroyed by horseflies and scratch their legs until they bleed. That I can admit, is zero fun. But if you get a couple a year, maybe 1-2 at a time, not so bad! It's a very relieving feeling to scratch an itch and if you have one or two, it's not debilitating! Plus you can always pull this fun X sign move which feels awesome:
Most commenters, were NOT happy with this take:
And just when I was getting ratio'd into oblivion for going against the mainstream, the King of the Beach stepped in to double down on this take:
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Go Pres Go! But of course, it's just one bite, everybody knows the rules.